How about a new game? Every player has to make a sentence with the 3 given words from the previous player.

Ex. cold, fridge, winter.
Winters in Canada are cold as the ice in the fridge.:D

Montain,strawberrys, sunshine.

I went to pick strawberries on the mountain in the sunshine of the morning.


Toronto, Car, Green

When I’ll get to Toronto I will drive a green car. :P

Home, soldier, tv show.

I saw a soldier destroy my home on a reality TV show.

internet, forum, browser

The stupid internet won't open my favorite forum because the browser keeps crashing!!!!

Gerbil, Windex, Siren

Gerbils are such useful creatures, for instance, I was doing some window cleaning and had just sprayed the windex when unbeknownst to me Berty, my gerbil, who had managed to escape his cage, got a rather soggy surprise as I accidentally picked him up instead of the fluffy rag I was using; still all ended well as my siren wife sang him to sleep while I marveled at the excellent results.

mandarin, ninja, flip flops

The ninja was wearing flip flops while eating a mandarin orange.

wall, lion, Australia

In Australia, tourists come for miles to see the lion wall.

Toast, mackerel, toadstool

Did you know gnomes like to sit on toadstools while eating fresh mackerel on toast, absolutely true!

bananas, cream, onion

Onion is always make me dire whereas bananas cream pie makes me smile

tire, water, circle


fastreplies

The traffic circle was flooded and the water was above the tops of the tires.

dog, triangle, guitar

my dog is playing his triangle guitar...

life dream mystery

It is total mistery to me how to make my dream to win Lottery to turn in real life event

machinegun, pensil, cutlery


fastreplies

I grabbed my pencil instead of my machinegun to shoot my cutlery

bong. cigarette. cough

i wanted to stop with cigarettes becuse i could not stop coughing. So, i went and got my first bong.

Dog Boxer Cat

While out for a walk, the boxer came across a dog and a cat.

Woman, Girl, Lady lol :P

Dear students! Please write Woman, Girl and Lady on your note books, i will come to you one by one to check spellings :)

computer, shampoo, canteen

Dear students! Please write Woman, Girl and Lady on your note books, i will come to you one by one to check spellings :)

computer, shampoo, canteen

Haha, very good. :twisted:

While at the canteen, some random dude just walked by and poured shampoo on my computer.

Water, Glass, Storm

The ninja was wearing flip flops while eating a mandarin orange.

wall, lion, Australia

You have no idea what you're doing.

Anyway, I will continue with your words.

In Australia, a lion tried climbing up a wall.

Laptop, Peanut, Oil

He dropped the bottle of Oil on my Laptop when he was enjoying Peanuts :(

Mobile, Underwear, Church

I was at church in my underwear, talking on my mobile phone.

*not a pleasant sight :p

Car, Lipstick, Pencil

In my car, she put pencil in his mouth and then suddenly started kissing me and all her lipstick was on my lips

*ufffff :)

jacket, remote, keyboard.

All words are written on blue paper, cut and pasted with Blu-tac, a playground in one corner, every phrase written on a piece of red paper and stuck in another part of the playground. Do this for every sentence of a different color paper.

All words are written on blue paper, cut and pasted with Blu-tac, a playground in one corner, every phrase written on a piece of red paper and stuck in another part of the playground. Do this for every sentence of a different color paper.

You are not talking on topic :roll:

Cat accidentally pissed inside the arm of my jacket, so i took my remote keyboard and asked the Internet what to do.

morning, pistachios, window

I am basing this sentence on the pistachio nuts.

Every morning, I wake up and eat pistachios in front of the window.


marketing, speakers, gloves.

I saw a soldier destroy my home on a reality TV show.
internet, forum, browser

I saw a soldier destroy my home on a reality TV show.
Excuse me. Did you forget about marketing, speakers & gloves?

I wonder what a marketing strategy it must be to sell speakers in gloves store?!

walrus, moustaches, missile

If you would remove the moustaches from a walrus, it would look like a big missile.

bunny, christmas, camera